Dummy! - Toby “Radiation” Fox
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Send me an Undertale character to describe our relationship
- Flowey: You really ARE an idiot.
- Toriel: You only wanted to say hello...? Well then. 'Hello!' I hope that suffices.
- Dummy: I tire of your aimless shenanigans.
- Napstablook: I'd only weigh you down...
- Sans: Needless to say, you are extremely good.
- Papyrus: You are very great! It would be tragic to lose your friendship.
- Monster Kid: I wanna be just like you when I grow up...
- Undyne: We're not just going to be friends. We're going to be... BESTIES.
- Temmie: AwwAwa cute!! (pets u)
- Alphys: Before I met you, I didn't really... I didn't really like myself very much.
- Mettaton: We've grown so distant, darling... How about another heart-to-heart?
- Heats Flamesman: Remember my name!
- Bratty: In closing: You're a total loser!
- Catty: We're both like, ALREADY married.
- Burgerpants: "Friendship" is just a hot person making you their slave.
- Asgore: It was nice to meet you. Goodbye.
- Asriel: You're the type of friend I wish I always had.
Send me an Undertale character to describe our relationship
- Flowey: You really ARE an idiot.
- Toriel: You only wanted to say hello...? Well then. 'Hello!' I hope that suffices.
- Dummy: I tire of your aimless shenanigans.
- Napstablook: I'd only weigh you down...
- Sans: Needless to say, you are extremely good.
- Papyrus: You are very great! It would be tragic to lose your friendship.
- Monster Kid: I wanna be just like you when I grow up...
- Undyne: We're not just going to be friends. We're going to be... BESTIES.
- Temmie: AwwAwa cute!! (pets u)
- Alphys: Before I met you, I didn't really... I didn't really like myself very much.
- Mettaton: We've grown so distant, darling... How about another heart-to-heart?
- Heats Flamesman: Remember my name!
- Bratty: In closing: You're a total loser!
- Catty: We're both like, ALREADY married.
- Burgerpants: "Friendship" is just a hot person making you their slave.
- Asgore: It was nice to meet you. Goodbye.
- Asriel: You're the type of friend I wish I always had.
- Jerry: Jerry.
So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.
I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.
Update:
- Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me
- Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.
- Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.
- Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this
- Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.
- Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.
- Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”
- Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I
- Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.
I’m done apologizing for who I am. I’m done with passive, I am stronger now and I will not say sorry.
Howls moving castle movie: the black door leads to a war-torn countryside, with steampunk flying battleships dropping bombs and evil monsters that attack Howl
HMC book: the black door leads to a suburban neighborhood in Wales and the worst thing there is Howl’s sister